Singin' in the Rain

A beautiful girl is like a great work of art. She’s stylish, she’s chic and she also is smart. For lounging in her boudoir, this simple plain pajama. Her cloak his trimmed with monkey fur to lend a dash of drama. Anyone for tennis? Well, this will make them cringe. And you’ll knock’em dead at dinner if your gown just drips with fringe. You simply can’t be too modest at the beach or by the pool. And in summer time it’s organdy, that’ll keep you fresh and cool. You’ll never guess what loud applause this cunning hat receives. And you'll never dream the things that you could hide within these sleeves. A string of pearls with a suit of tweed, it started quite a riot. And if you must wear fox to the opera, Dame fashions says dye it. Black is best when you are in court. The judge will be impressed. But white is right when you’re a bride and you want to be well dressed.

Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: You're it. Harry: You're it. Lloyd: You're it, quitsies! Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! Lloyd: You can't do that! Harry: Can too! Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it! Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. Harry: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd! Lloyd: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA! Harry: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!

The Steak Pit

"I don't think you want the word 'Pit' on a wedding invitation"
-Matty from 1991 "Father of the Bride"